Bogeys & Bad Decisions

For the caddies, hackers & halfway house regulars

Soft vintage tees for people who genuinely love golf and genuinely stink at it. Country club parody, screen-print graphics, none of the $90 country club aspiration.

Ringspun cotton·True to size·30-day returns

Ringspun cotton, 4.3 oz

Soft and broken-in from the first wear, not stiff

True to size

Standard unisex fit. Size up for a relaxed cut

Free shipping on 2+ tees

Ships from the US in 2 to 4 business days

30-day returns

Wrong size, wrong joke, either is fine

Any four tees, $79

Nobody plays alone. Pick four designs, save $21, and stop paying shipping. It is the cheapest way to make the group chat funnier.

$100.00

4 tees separately

$79

Foursome pack

$0

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Bogeys & Bad Decisions

We started this because golf shirts weren't funny

Either it's a clipart cartoon and a pun, or it's $90 of country club aspiration. There wasn't much for the rest of us, the ones who genuinely love the game and genuinely stink at it.

So we made it. Country club parody t-shirts. Screen-print graphics, vintage Americana, self-deprecating to the core. The joke's on us.

Est. 2026 · Printed and shipped in the US

What buyers say

★★★★☆

4.8 from 5 verified reviews